Cocaine Yogi: My Reluctant Spiritual Journey

A Night with Comedian Andie Main 

Thursday, June 12, 2025

7:30 pm - 9:00 pm

Tickets: $20 advance, $25 at door

Using the chakras as a mile marker for her journey, Andie Main tells the story of how she went from being a punk-rock coke dealer, to an alcoholic stand-up comic, to a now sober and disabled yoga teacher. 

In this darkly comedic solo show, she discusses the cosmic struggle of practicing yoga while suffering from a fused spine brought on by the rare disease Ankylosing Spondilitis.  

In her latest hour, she has constructed a deeply personal, yet universal story that explores the mysteries of the universe, and also that one time she knocked two people over in yoga.

Andie Main is a stand up comedian now based in Portland OR, after living in Denver and New York City. She has two albums available for streaming, produced by the darlings at Blonde Medicine Records; Magpie and Rocky Mountain Bi.

She has opened for some of the best comics ever like Kyle Kinane, Dave Hill, Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher, Russell Peters, and Janeane Garafalo. She’s also performed in many esteemed festivals across the country like Bumbershoot, Sketchfest and Red Clay Comedy Festival. 

When she’s not on stage, she can be found hiking around the woods with her dog Sadie, teaching a yoga class, or going on terrible first dates which she will ruthlessly mine for material. 

Doors open at 6:30pm. 18+. Indoor show. Pets not allowed. Tickets are non-refundable. Questions? Email [email protected].